Our own Hot Chick Thread!!
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QUOTE (azcannon @ Jul 12 2007, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
someone need to tell Jess the story about the old bull and the young bull when they walked up the hill and looked down into the valley and saw the whole valley full of cows
An old bull and a young bull were standing on the hill looking down at a herd of cows in the next pasture and the young bull said, "Hey man. Let's run down there, jump the fence and make love to a couple of those cows." The old bull then replied, "Naw.....let's walk down there, go through the gate and make love to all of them."
Jimbo, that's experience over enthusiasm!
The rooster joke is about a farmer who buys a young rooster for his hen house. The young rooster meets the old rooster and says move on out old man the yung gun is here to rule the roost. The old rooster replied "can't you just let me have a couple of the old hens and you can have the rest"? The cocky young rooster says beat it old man they are all mine.
The old rooster proposed a challenge for the hen house all or nothing. He said he would race the young rooster around the farm house and back to the coop. The young rooster was so cocky he told the old rooster he would even give him a head start! The old rooster took off running around the farmhouse where the farmer sat every morning to enjoy his cup of joe screaming and squaking as loud as he could, the farmer then saw the young rooster running right behind him getting closer every moment. With that the farmer pulled out his shot gun and blew the young rooster to bits. He then replied out loud, "dang gay rooster, that's the third one I've bought in the last month"!
Experience and treachery will always beat out youth and enthusiasm!!!!
C0ck a doodle do!
The rooster joke is about a farmer who buys a young rooster for his hen house. The young rooster meets the old rooster and says move on out old man the yung gun is here to rule the roost. The old rooster replied "can't you just let me have a couple of the old hens and you can have the rest"? The cocky young rooster says beat it old man they are all mine.
The old rooster proposed a challenge for the hen house all or nothing. He said he would race the young rooster around the farm house and back to the coop. The young rooster was so cocky he told the old rooster he would even give him a head start! The old rooster took off running around the farmhouse where the farmer sat every morning to enjoy his cup of joe screaming and squaking as loud as he could, the farmer then saw the young rooster running right behind him getting closer every moment. With that the farmer pulled out his shot gun and blew the young rooster to bits. He then replied out loud, "dang gay rooster, that's the third one I've bought in the last month"!
Experience and treachery will always beat out youth and enthusiasm!!!!
C0ck a doodle do!
quote name='jesshamner' post='175322' date='Jul 12 2007, 02:59 PM']I don't know about all that. Kdeal is talking about viagra and you're talking about getting support from him. I'm not sure what he's supporting. All I'm saying is be careful. I don't want you to have to get a hip replacement before this ride.[/quote]
Jess
LOL
Thanks for being concerned about my health before the group ride, I think the ol hips will hold up until then. Thats what all the Geritol is for.
But man if those triplets were to show up, I don't think anyone would spend much time on their Dale.
Also someone said that this was a picture of the lady in the first pic before she bought a YAMAHA.
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Jess
LOL
Thanks for being concerned about my health before the group ride, I think the ol hips will hold up until then. Thats what all the Geritol is for.
But man if those triplets were to show up, I don't think anyone would spend much time on their Dale.
Also someone said that this was a picture of the lady in the first pic before she bought a YAMAHA.
[attachment=4134:Cannondale_Chick.jpg]