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CptHook · #31 Post by **CptHook** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:44 pm

There is a law in Illinois that prohibits public erection

TheJaspMan · #32 Post by **TheJaspMan** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:46 pm

The significance of the number 21 in a 21-gun salute is derived from adding the digits of 1776.

CptHook · #33 Post by **CptHook** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:47 pm

In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

TheJaspMan · #34 Post by **TheJaspMan** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:48 pm

An average ball point pen can write a line 2 miles long.

jesshamner · #35 Post by **jesshamner** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:58 pm

If you are a Kentucky resident, you are required by state law to bathe once a year.

Derno24 · #36 Post by **Derno24** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:03 pm

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Originally posted by Brad Oakley
I've got one that will REALLY fill all our needs for useless information...

Derno - you need to - in 150 words or less - write us an essay under the heading: "Why I think it is important in my life to be known as the Post Whore Supreme."

Be sure to include details of your plans for the future. Most of us stand in awe of your achievement (especially at such a young age) and wonder what lofty goals you have set for the rest of your life!

The answer to your questions Brad.

Why I feel it is imp[ortant ot be Post Whore Supreme. It gives me something to laugh at while drinking and keeps me from thinking about CptHook's love of small boys in leotards, Bombsquad and what dispicable things he is doing in his closet, and urinarytractdavis's latest thought.

My plans for the future short and long term. TO DRINK! TO RIDE! TO DRINK AGAIN! I may even try to procreate while I am drinking or riding just to see if it could be done.

Hope that helps bring credibility to this thread.

NOW IT IS COMPLETELY USELESS!!!!:wow :eek:

parks9 · #37 Post by **parks9** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:13 pm

bats always turn left when exiting a cave

parks9 · #38 Post by **parks9** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm

in 1897, bayer, the makers of aspirin marketed the drug herion

Brad Oakley · #39 Post by **Brad Oakley** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm

Procreate while riding.....

Now you have given me something to think about. A worthy goal! A sense of purpose! A dream!

No... Wait... I just remembered a visit to the doctor's office a few years ago... A couple of snips...

Okay - my new goal is to PRACTICE procreating while riding.

parks9 · #40 Post by **parks9** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm

the average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!