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RoooStEr Pops · #11 Post by **RoooStEr Pops** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:24 pm

The seven most important men in a woman's life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!

CptHook · #12 Post by **CptHook** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:21 pm

ahahahahaahahah! :rotf oh man, that is dirty

cdalepilot · #13 Post by **cdalepilot** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:32 am

:clap: :clap: :rotf :rotf :rotf

Brad Oakley · #14 Post by **Brad Oakley** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:41 am

Why is divorce so expensive???

Because it's WORTH IT!!!

Cdalechick - You said that you would "smoke you guys when I see yall." How do you keep us lit? And which end do you put in your mouth?

I've been married for 26 years now - and it's felt like only five minutes!

Held under water...

CannondaleRider · #15 Post by **CannondaleRider** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:47 am

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Originally posted by Brad Oakley

Cdalechick - You said that you would "smoke you guys when I see yall." How do you keep us lit? And which end do you put in your mouth?

I've been married for 26 years now - and it's felt like only five minutes!

Held under water...

For some reason that made me laugh so hard:clap: