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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:44 pm
by CptHook
There is a law in Illinois that prohibits public erection

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:46 pm
by TheJaspMan
The significance of the number 21 in a 21-gun salute is derived from adding the digits of 1776.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:47 pm
by CptHook
In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:48 pm
by TheJaspMan
An average ball point pen can write a line 2 miles long.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:58 pm
by jesshamner
If you are a Kentucky resident, you are required by state law to bathe once a year.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:03 pm
by Derno24
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Originally posted by Brad Oakley
I've got one that will REALLY fill all our needs for useless information...

Derno - you need to - in 150 words or less - write us an essay under the heading: "Why I think it is important in my life to be known as the Post Whore Supreme."

Be sure to include details of your plans for the future. Most of us stand in awe of your achievement (especially at such a young age) and wonder what lofty goals you have set for the rest of your life!


The answer to your questions Brad.

Why I feel it is imp[ortant ot be Post Whore Supreme. It gives me something to laugh at while drinking and keeps me from thinking about CptHook's love of small boys in leotards, Bombsquad and what dispicable things he is doing in his closet, and urinarytractdavis's latest thought.

My plans for the future short and long term. TO DRINK! TO RIDE! TO DRINK AGAIN! I may even try to procreate while I am drinking or riding just to see if it could be done.

Hope that helps bring credibility to this thread.

NOW IT IS COMPLETELY USELESS!!!!:wow :eek:

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:13 pm
by parks9
bats always turn left when exiting a cave

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm
by parks9
in 1897, bayer, the makers of aspirin marketed the drug herion

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm
by Brad Oakley
Procreate while riding.....

Now you have given me something to think about. A worthy goal! A sense of purpose! A dream!

No... Wait... I just remembered a visit to the doctor's office a few years ago... A couple of snips...

Okay - my new goal is to PRACTICE procreating while riding.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:14 pm
by parks9
the average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!