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What are we afraid of?
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:43 pm
by JST
I found out just recently that ****** is afraid of Amish people.
j/k
lmao
sorry man I had to.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:42 pm
by JST
The food is the main reason I go to Amish country,oh,and to see the #1 Amishman of all,FARRAR!
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:00 pm
by cdrookie
these amish people have it made. when was the last time you ever seen a cop in amish country? they just run around unchecked, doing who knows what? ever see a horse and buggy pulled over? no buggy searches, no dui's, no taxes, no jail, no bills... i think ****** might be on to something... an amish uprising might be in the works here. he!!, for all we know they could be taliban in that buggy posing as amish. the amish could be running drugs, buggies full of dope. who would know? i believe ****** is smelling more than BO on this one... just look out for the buggy bombs if they aproach the capital building! no offense to our loyal amish members, of course.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:37 pm
by pdavis
how can you tell an Amish redneck ?
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:38 pm
by pdavis
they have horses in the front yard up on blocks
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:10 pm
by kdeal
:rotf :rotf :rotf
Not that there is funny, I don't care who you are.
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:12 pm
by kdeal
We have a bigger problem down South. Jehova's Witness.
These people go around door to door trying to enlist you in thier religion.
We had to ban them from Home Depot............................
When ever they came in the store they would start knocking on all the doors...
:eek:
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:06 pm
by TheJaspMan
QUOTE
Originally posted by cdrookie
these amish people have it made. when was the last time you ever seen a cop in amish country? they just run around unchecked, doing who knows what? ever see a horse and buggy pulled over? no buggy searches, no dui's, no taxes, no jail, no bills... i think ****** might be on to something... an amish uprising might be in the works here. he!!, for all we know they could be taliban in that buggy posing as amish. the amish could be running drugs, buggies full of dope. who would know? i believe ****** is smelling more than BO on this one... just look out for the buggy bombs if they aproach the capital building! no offense to our loyal amish members, of course.
Can an Amish get a DUI? They have no keys. And no steering wheel. Is it illegal to be pulled under the influince? Would that be called a PUT?
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:07 pm
by TheJaspMan
QUOTE
Originally posted by kdeal
When ever they came in the store they would start knocking on all the doors...
:eek:
That is just wrong on so many levels. :rotf
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:34 pm
by JST
I answered the dore naked one day.The 2 youngs boys had no idea what to think.They were easy to spot,we live 3 miles from town,98 degree weather,they are on bikes in long pants/sleeves with back packs.
QUOTE
Originally posted by kdeal
We have a bigger problem down South. Jehova's Witness.
These people go around door to door trying to enlist you in thier religion.
We had to ban them from Home Depot............................
When ever they came in the store they would start knocking on all the doors...
:eek: