At last...the truth comes out!

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jwheat
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At last...the truth comes out!

#1 Post by jwheat »

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Derno24
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#2 Post by Derno24 »

Soooo wrong, but so funny!smile.gif :eek:

CptHook
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#3 Post by CptHook »

oh man, I needed a good laugh like that, good find. :rotf

kdeal
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#4 Post by kdeal »

Only someone who has been married at least 10 years can really appreciate this....

:rotf :rotf :rotf :dance:

Cdale_racer_669
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#5 Post by Cdale_racer_669 »

:cry: :rotf those are great.

Jaybr
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#6 Post by Jaybr »

QUOTE
Originally posted by kdeal
Only someone who has been married at least 10 years can really appreciate this....

:rotf :rotf :rotf :dance:


I guess I appreciate it twice as much:o

JST
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#7 Post by JST »

QUOTE
Originally posted by kdeal
Only someone who has been married at least 10 years can really appreciate this....

:rotf :rotf :rotf :dance:


Does that 10 years have to be only from 1 marriage,or can I combine?smile.gif

kdeal
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#8 Post by kdeal »

Jon,

We will allow gain time on this one.


:rotf :rotf

JST
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#9 Post by JST »

Cool!!I'm in then.

CDaleChick
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#10 Post by CDaleChick »

that just gives me more reason to smoke you guys when i see yall tongue.gif

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