Cannondaleriders

i got this idea off of another forum. Someone wishes for something, and then someone takes that wish and turns it negative. example : I wish i had a million dollars

next poster" wish granted.A million dollars in gold lands on u and kills u."

see what u can come up with.ill start

I wish my cannondale was a 505

Okay, your wish has been granted.
Your cannondale "was" a 505 and now its back to its original size!!

lol you were suposed to make a wish too

Oh right.

I wish my anniversary wasnt saturday so could go to Gorman with all the other so cal dales!!

Your wish is granted! Your wife called me today and said she was leaving you for me!




I wish I could go riding Saturday with you!

your wish is granted.. while riding u flipped down a mountain and broke every bone in your body.. ouch.

i wish i could get my dale and have no issue's..

Geez dude ya kinda took the funny right out of this post. Wrecking is never funny man, never.

Edit Added this
Well okay sometimes its funny like after you walk away in one piece and laugh about it around a campfire. Then its funny.

Your wish is granted.....unfortunately it means you left the quad parked in the garage all year.


I wish I could ride near as fast as my quad wants to be ridden.

Your wish has been granted, but your quad now gets passed by turtles becuase it doesn't want to be ridden into more YFZ at a high rate of speed.

I wish the mullett was still in style!

Your wish is granded! HOWEVER! You decided to grow the most rightous mullet ever seen. Then one day while riding your beloved Cannondale, your hair got tangeld in the chain and ripped an enormous chunk of hair right out from your scalp! Ouch!



I wish the AMC Pacer would be the epitome of the American hot rod!