The Plan

[r.porter]

The Plan!









You gotta love Robin Williams......

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

Williams to come up with the perfect

plan. What we need now is for our

UN Ambassador to stand up and

repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to

argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace

but I have not heard of a plan for

peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France wil! l welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be tho-

roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available

to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort

to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given

to the army. The people who need

it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer

saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

If you agree with the above forward

it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

[badvox]

And still love every word of it. To bad so many Americans dont agree with it anymore. We've become a Country of spoiled assed punks that take everything we have for granted.

Id like to put all of the whacked out liberals on a bus and send their butts to bootcamp. I'd like to see what they think after that? Punks...

Thanks for posting that r.porter!! I like reminders all the time.

:usa :head:

Mike

[kstevens]

the statue of liberty was a gift from france, do we ship her back too, does she have the proper papers

[cdaleman440]

YEAH NOW I CAN ORDER A CHEESE STAKE SUB AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GUY ON THE PHONE IS SAYING :usa :clap: :hammer: