OT: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

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Jaybr · #1 Post by **Jaybr** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:20 pm

What with elections coming up, we should all decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock ...40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"

thomez · #2 Post by **thomez** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:48 pm

Ha ha..... not.

Better ban me now.

Jaybr · #3 Post by **Jaybr** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:58 pm

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Originally posted by thomez
Ha ha..... not.

Better ban me now.

:rotf

Ban You? no way.

Someone sent me that in an email and first thing I thought of was you and Stones.

cdrookie · #4 Post by **cdrookie** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:04 pm

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Originally posted by ******
LOL Love It jay!! guess im a Southern Republican:).....although I'm from westren PA..:confused:

you'll get banned from western PA if you mention "Southern" again:hammer:

lil jbr · #5 Post by **lil jbr** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:19 pm

what does it mean if u shoot him with 2 full clips, then take his knife and stab him 20 times?

cannondale27 · #6 Post by **cannondale27** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:22 pm

Would the taking of souveniers qualify me as a Southern Republican?LOL

thomez · #7 Post by **thomez** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:40 pm

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Originally posted by Jaybr
Someone sent me that in an email and first thing I thought of was you and Stones.

Wonder if he will show up to help represent our minority? :confused:

Canniboomer · #8 Post by **Canniboomer** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:59 pm

:usa BANG :usa between the eyes to "conserve" bullets

love it!!

Mjollnir · #9 Post by **Mjollnir** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:25 pm

I'm somewhere in between. My training indicates BANG BANG to center mass, then BANG headshot.

I'm not carrying a Glock .40, though. I'll be packin a Sig 226 9mm with three Glasers in the top, and Hydrashoks below.

Marc

quadrider60 · #10 Post by **quadrider60** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:44 pm

bang bang till he aint movin no more:usa